Public Service Announcement

[Old Manus]

I'm sorry I just saw 29 replies and wanted to post so I'm at the top of more people's pages

[Madonna]

I am now the first Cid's Knight alphabetically. This is very important because it recognizes through lettering my obvious superiority to all other Cid's Knights. Therefore, all contestants for the Next CK contest whose screen names would appear before mine alphabetically on the forum leaders page will be disqualified and possibly banned.

I suggest changing your screen name if you fall into this category yet plan to compete to be our Next CK.

Feel free to discuss. Everything you say can and surely will be used against you.

I got my name changed recently! If you can get it changed to something lower on the alphabetic hierarchy (and still pun-tastic), I would concede superiority to you! If you cannot, you admit defeat and can take your petty revenge with my disqualification and banning!

[NeoTifa]

I'm confused. NeoTifa doesn't like to be confused!!!

[eestlinc]

my new name is apparently "bang eestlinc" which, depending on who you are, is acceptable to me.

Fonz, you are cool regardless because your name starts with F.

eestlinc is an anagram of nesticle, which sounds like Jessticle, among other things. What does that mean?

and Paul, quality over quantity!

So what happened when Del Murder was a CK? Were you the sidekick?

back then the best CK, Yams, was intentionally listed at the bottom of the alphabet, so that the rest of us didn't resign out of futility. But Del and I were never sidekicks so much as co-conspirators.

Also, did you know it is illegal for a law firm in NY to add numbers or the letter A to the front of its name in order to appear at the top of alphabetical listings?

[Madame Adequate]

Now I have this image of looking in the directory and finding "001AardvarkxXxJohnsonx&xGoldbergxXx1966"

[Jiro]

AAA Lawyers - "After pest control, it was the logical next step"

[Baloki]

ikolaB reigns once more!

[eestlinc]

now that BoB has set things right, this won't be a problem anymore.