Thank you internet for showing me thousands of pyramid schemes and the like. With this knowledge in hand, I can take it back to my home galaxy and rule it with an iron claw, oppressing the masses and building giant atomic robots that run on the souls of the aborted, with lava for eyes and used syringes for teeth and an exoskeleton made out of old Volkswagens and top it off with Nazi decals that I sometimes find in the bottom of Trix boxes.