The Return of Mallatobuck ^_^

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

It's Asorie. And you're getting into <i>drama</i>, now.

[eestlinc]

ah the days when staff had drama.

[Rantz]

I will only welcome you back if you sound like an Alaskan Malamute. Do itttttt

[Jiro]

I actually don't have a clue who you are, I would have been a newb or just gone inactive when you left.

So welcome back and do stick around, I enjoy seeing people from the past *cue eerie music*

[Loony BoB]

what sparked the memories of The Model Citizen. I even forgot about him until you said it.

I just associate the two of you. For some reason. :reverie:

Oh man, who were the others? Melted Snowman and Sir Krelian or something? I forget. The Dawn Warriors or whatever that were to be rivals to the Cid's Knights or something.

Anyways. Chewy! Hi! Man, lots of things have changed since you were here. Now the photo threads are full of half-decent looking girls. Well, there's at least a few of 'em, anyway. Gamer girls never looked better.

I come back because it gives me something to do online, and I know the people from here well enough to call 'em friends.

[Psychotic]

theundeadhero has been investigating you for some time. He will be thrilled to see you back.

[Levian]

So welcome back and do stick around, I enjoy seeing people from the past *cue eerie music*

Oh, they never stick around. They just randomly appear to barf up old stuff before they run off again to crawl under a porch and die of old age. I guess you could say they're basically cats.

[Dignified Pauper]

Levian Raistlin will eventually do the same thing.

smurfing cats.

[Jiro]

Dammit but I like Levian. Don't become a cat man, don't do it.

[Dignified Pauper]

Edited for truth. Raistlin is really the old man around here.

[qwertysaur]

I have no idea who half the people you are talking about are. Make a summary and add it to the wiki please.

[Old Manus]

Hey man. I remember the laughs we used to have.

[Breine]

Hey there and welcome back to this godforsaken place!

[Raistlin]

ah the days when staff had drama.

Hey, I tried!

[theundeadhero]

theundeadhero has been investigating you for some time. He will be thrilled to see you back.

He's right you know. There's so little drama around now I have the time to waste and I've been wasting it with you (without you) since somewhere around 2005. You see, there's this little secret rumor that you're the only staffer to ever be forcefully removed from staff. I've read like every thread in the staff forum and other places sorting through millions of clues and never figured it out, but every time I piece a little something together Psychotic gets an excited flurry of maybes.