newbie thread

[The Space Pope]

The Ciddies is a bi-annual awards ceremony hosted here on the forums. There is a newbie award, and you're now looking the favourite.

I shall not forget this. I will write a melancholy song about this event and post it on youtube where 15 year old girls will understand my pain and inner torment of being an outcast, living on the edge of society's vast kingdom.

Plus I can get makeup tips on how to look like a three day old corpse!

[Jiro]

I never said I was happy about him looking the favourite. It took me 5 goddamn years to get a Ciddie nomination, and he's just rocked up and looks set to win one. I might kill him irl to relieve both our pain, Space Pope my good man.

[The Space Pope]

No no no no no, don't try to comfort me like that. Polish the mold off of the rock on which I sleep, convert a few heathens for me, maybe find a reasonably priced Czech callgirl and I'll bury the hatchet...in someone else's neck.

[Rachran]

wow its seems that i was accepted then hated for being accepted to quick , i like it

[oddler]

*scratches newbie behind the ear*

what?! no contain materia?

You need the right greens first! Durkadurr.

Welcome.

[Freya]

It's ok, space pope ruins my birthday with scary pictures so he lost my vote.

[The Space Pope]

I have not yet mastered how to take form of an attractive human, all I can do is be a fat Asian crossdresser.

If it weren't your birthday, I'd have your family kidnapped by ninjas, and only then would the baddest of dudes be able to save them, but I'd be too busy sodomizing them with a belt sander. Then they would be bad, yet very smooth, and very bloody dudes who wouldn't be able to walk very well.

[Rachran]

space pope has kidnapped my thread and turned it very weird and sadistic

[The Space Pope]

Okay then I will interview you.

What made you come to this little corner of the internet?
What is you're favorite FF game and why?
Why do birds suddenly appear...everytime you're near?

[Fonzie]

You better stay and make interesting posts that I will actually read.

Or else.

[Blue Harvest]

^ isnt that blue harvests job? ;D

Why would a newbie sexor another newbie?

For the last time, I'm a bloody regular ;_;

[Jiro]

Blue Harvest for best <s>newbie</s> Vet

[Rachran]

Okay then I will interview you.

What made you come to this little corner of the internet?
What is you're favorite FF game and why?
Why do birds suddenly appear...everytime you're near?

1.People were talking about to at school and i thought thats just the thing i need somthing to waste more of my time
2. Yer about that
3Just like me, they long to be Close to you. Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you yes close to you space pope

[Rantz]

Blue Harvest for best vegetarian

[Blue Harvest]

I despise vegetables.