newbie thread

[Rachran]

Ok here is the deal i have been told to go on this site by my school peers.So give me a breif rundown on a eoff's role in the internet and what i should do to improve my stay on this site (wow it sounds so formal)

[Meat Puppet]

This is one of the best newbie threads I have read in my life

[Rachran]

well thankyou meat puppet

[Jiro]

You might just have secured a nomination for Best Newbie December 09 with this. I feel a tear of pride coming to my eye.

Welcome Rachran! You will meet many people here, some friendly, others who want your soul. Just be careful of the former, you can't trust them.

[Old Manus]

EoFF's role on the internet? Pace swing bowler, batting number 10.

[Dignified Pauper]

Is this thread real, or am I dreaming.

[Rantz]

Hey Rachran, welcome to EoFF! Make sure you give the important rules a glance, and enjoy yourself!

[Rachran]

to all of my knowlage this thread is real, unless i am in a alternate reality and all of this is a dream because i could be in a deadly coma and none of you exist cause you are all a figment of imagination, could be any

i could read the rules, or i could not and say i did

Edit by Rantzien: Please don't double post! Use the edit/delete button to append something to your earlier post if it's the last one in a thread. Thanks

[qwertysaur]

Here are the really important rules for you.

1) Don't post porn, or advertise (unless the ad is in your sig)
2) Don't double post because it makes the mods cry.
3) Feed to
4) There is no rule 4. It used to exist but a couple months ago it was lost in the database crashes. Poor rule 4
5) :sophia:
6) Have fun

[Rachran]

qwertysaur gave me the gist of the rules that i needed
rule 1.yer im not that bad i will not go on a site and go PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN thats just silly
rule 2. yep i just learnt that one the hard way
rule 3. YES always feeds cookies to cookie monster
rule 4 poor rule 4
rule 5 monster trucks with guns always good
rule 6 already having fun

[Jiro]

Make sure you browse the FAQ when you're uploading signatures and avatars too. I'm sure you'll get the hang of that though.

[Markus. D]

Well, guess who just got my best newbie vote for the next Ciddies based on the initial post.

Rachran, friend of qwertysaur.

[Rachran]

YAY accepted , so is there actually a newbie award or is it just a imaginary award that im in the running to win but dosent actually exist

[trancekuja]

Here are the really important rules for you.

1) [strike]Don't[/strike] post porn

[Jiro]

The Ciddies is a bi-annual awards ceremony hosted here on the forums. There is a newbie award, and you're now looking the favourite.