Is this really a pressing issue? As a would-be-but-not-very-likely-since-I-was-likely-voted-in-as-a-joke CK, I feel that we should visit the starving children of Africa and end their misery by showing them the ways of the Space God while denying them food but coming up with more than enough money to build churches in my, er, its name.

Then, I will drink the urine from wild bush women out of a chilled champagne glass while the children lick the grime off my scales and clean out my orifices and will be rewarded with blades of grass and tarantulas to feed upon.