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    Default Everything is better now

    This is such wonderful news I couldn't resist posting it here as well. There's good news, people. The economic recession is over.

    How do I know, you ask? Well, the number of Google searches for "economic recession" are down.

    I suppose in this slave camp of a message board, there needs to be a topic, so: what are you going to do with all the cash about to flow your way? It should be any day now as the economy is great!

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    I'm going to DisneyWorld!

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    I will buy the worlds oil reserves, then I will forbid the sale of any of that oil so that the car companies and governments are FORCED to introduce Fuel Cell technology. I will then buy shares in said technology and nuclear power this will make me very rich with that money I shall buy the entire city of Manchester, level it and plant a new forest there. Why Manchester? because I can.

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    I’ma buy me a hummer

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    I'm going to be able to get a job when I graduate, now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet View Post
    I’ma buy me a hummer
    Hummers aren't bought. They're earned.

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    No no no, Raistlin, you're wrong! The number of searches for "economic depression" is down, not "recession"! Yeah, way to ruin the beginnings of a joke that went like, "Yeah, 'cause now we're in a depression so no one's Googling 'recession' any more!" Yeah, I'm not trusting you to read news to me, bucko!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibuyeah View Post
    No no no, Raistlin, you're wrong! The number of searches for "economic depression" is down, not "recession"! Yeah, way to ruin the beginnings of a joke that went like, "Yeah, 'cause now we're in a depression so no one's Googling 'recession' any more!" Yeah, I'm not trusting you to read news to me, bucko!
    Why must you crush my freshly blossoming dreams?
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    Buy EoFF.
    The messenger is standing at the gate
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    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Harvest View Post
    Buy EoFF.
    So the economy is going to be restored at the cost of EoFF?

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    The cost? No. I'd give it away to someone who actually cares about the place and has time to do things with it, unlike the current owners.
    The messenger is standing at the gate
    Ready to let go
    Ready for the crush
    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    I dunno I guess I'll buy some milk.

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    Does this mean I can finally buy the last stamp for my collection!?
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    I'm going to DisneyWorld!
    I wanna go with u T_T

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    Get a job!

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