I like bumper stickers, but if I ever put one on my car, my dad would murder me out on the lawn until the grass turns red with my blood, because he says they're filth and ruin a car.

He's a mechanic of all sorts of things, you see. He loves machines of any kind, so he views bumper stickers as a defilement.

Being raised in that way, I'd be VERY hesitant to put one on any car I own, even when I move out permanently.

I see a lot of Jesus and Darwin fish. I see an occasional "OBAMA: ONE BIG ASS MISTAKE AMERICA" sticker, because we do have some of those people in our town.

I don't really enjoy bumper stickers that scream out religious affiliation, because I think it's kind of rude to promote religious belief of any sort in public. That's just my personal belief.

Most of the ones I see around here are funny sort of Mom-ish humor stickers, and ones for autism, which is one of the only kinds I would put on my car. Mostly because I have a lot of family with autistic spectrum disorders, but partly because no one ever cuts off someone with a bumper sticker for a medical condition or disorder.

If you do, you are the bane of the driving world, it seems.

EDIT: Oh! We also have a lot of "WOW" bumperstickers. Not for the game, but for "Whip'em Out Wednesdays" for when a radio show would implore women to flash their own personal airbags out of the window. I've never seen any women do this, myself. I'd probably be the one who'd witness some fat housewife do it with saggy ones.