SOMEONE SAVE US FROM THE WRETCHED FUTILE ARGUMENT

Guys, guys, guys. If there is a proof (<a href = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999#Proofs">and there are several</a>) of something, THEN IT IS PROVEN TO BE TRUE AND THERE IS NO REASON TO DEBATE ABOUT IT.

How many people here are mathematics professors? How many? Raise your hands high. If your hand isn't raised, STOP smurfING DEBATING THIS.

*closes thread*