Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
My favourite thing I ever did when I was drunk was when I was 17/18 back in college. I remember me and my friend just screaming abuse at squirrels in this graveyard and we got some really dirty looks.

I don't really drink that much anymore so I haven't done anything like that lately.
I prefer the story of your friend doing the Nigel Thornberry accent tbqf.

I don't have many hilarious drunk stories. Truthfully, it takes a looot to get me drunk. One time though I didn't eat a lot all day, and we played a drinking game with vodka where I downed a ton of vodka in a matter of minutes, and I got sorta drunk.

My friends were cruel to me that night though, and I ended up falling in the snow sobbing while kind of spooning the ice. I tend to find that one of the funnier drunk stories I have, because I think it's kind of hilarious to picture me sobbing in snow trying to cuddle, but I guess others would feel bad for me more than laugh!

The only other thing that I can think of is the fact that when I get drunk, my accent reaches this like, this new level of New York-ness, like Super Saiyan, and I end up sounding like The Nanny. I love it.

EDIT: Oh, one time I had to bring my very very drunk ex-friend back to my dorm to sleep because she wouldn't have made it to her dorm on the first night back from Christmas break, and she was hilarious. I tried to bring her home and she was like, talking slowly, stumbling over and pulling on her clothes slowly "No... wait... I need my gloves... they keep my hands... warm." Then she reaches for her hat. "No... I need my hat... it keeps my head... warm", pulling it on slowly.

Then I had to help her get into some PJs, and even though she was wasted, she saw my asian themed pants (she's asian and she mocks me weeaboo tendancies) and she said "... Oh, Jess, you WOULD."