Name That Drunk Moment/s

[~*~Celes~*~]

It all started when i was told to chug a bottle of blueberry lager. After that I was downing tall glasses of screwdrivers and bottles of Mike's Hard Cranberry like no other, and some of this stuff called Pucker mixed with sprite. I tried to get off the couch to go pee and fell back into the couch and just sat there laughing my ass off. Managed to get up, saw my friend Marissa (who was getting ready for work), hugged her and said "MARISSA I LOVEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M DRUNK HAAHHAHAHAA MARISSA I'M DRUNK!!!" then went over and hugged her fiance Tim and told him he was cool and I eventually made it to the bathroom with a drunken Dave who proceeded to try and have sex with me on the toilet but Tim sent his roommate to knock on the door and get Dave out of there so there was no sex thankfully. Then i left the bathroom, and after that i was singing something horribly off key and i was still laughing and i started crying all over Tim at some point for some reason and then was laughing again and I slept like a freaking baby.

[Chemical]

My favourite drinking memories usually involve a game called "Kings." Basically a card game where:
A = everyone drinks
2-5 = you drink that number
5-9 = you assign that number of drinks to someone else
10 = thumbmaster (if you put your thumb on the table everyone else must; last person to do so drinks)
J = Make a Rule
Q = Questionmaster (if you ask a question and someone answers they drink)
K = I've Never (you must make an "I've never ..." sentance; anyone who has must drink)

We make up silly rules like:
"From now on you must pronounce all Ls as Rs, if you fail to do so you must drink"
or
"Anytime you use a pronoun you must drink"

So you get stupid silly sentances like:
"Ashrey needs to take a wird piss in the radies room"
or else
"I(Ashley) need to take a wild piss in the ladies room" would equal 4 drinks

[Ouch!]

I slept 21 hours straight after the first time I got drunk. It was great.

[Bunny]

I have yet to be drunk to the point where I did anything stupid. Two bottles of vodka is not enough.

The worst I've ever done was divulge things about my sex life that shouldn't have.

[Fonzie]

I"m druinll rigjht now xD

[Freya]

lol!!!

See why'd you want me to post it when you could have xD

[Fonzie]

I cried aloud with mirth and merriment!!!

See why'd you want me to post it when you could have xD

GETO ut her

[rubah]

man, I archived that thread too soon. DAMN

[Lawr]

More kiddie porn for us all!

[The Space Pope]

Jah rejects the use of alcohol, it is a fermented chemical that does not belong in the temple of the body and dulls ones mind, thereby playing into the hands of white leaders of Babylon. Sweet nanny goat have a running belly.

The holy herb of marijuana is natural and opens your mind to see the Jah in all of us.
Fire de a Mus Mus tail, him tink a cool breeze, mon.

[Giggles]

My favorite drunk story is now Fonz being drunk in #eoff and making me double-dutch-it-up with The Barry Gibb Talk Show! (we talked about chest hair, talked about shiny gold medallions)

That is...until he drunkenly stole my name.

[The Space Pope]

IRC does not jive with my teachings
Also I'm too stupid to know how to use it and xchat was being weird.

Clearly this is another act of Babylon to keep me from spreading the word

[Darkswordofchaos]

i asked fonz if he was drunk in another thread cause hes been drunk typing but never mind i now see.

also best drinking card game is Circle of death
it goes like this you put the deck down fan it into a circle and take turns drawing cards
2 is for you: you pick another player and they take 2 drinks
3 is for me: you take 3 drinks
4 is for whores: girls drink
5 is alive: you all put your hands up the last one to do so drinks
6 is for dicks: guys drink
7 is for heaven: you cross your arms over your chest last one to do so drinks
8 name a state: take turns naming a state first one to not think of one or say one thats already been said drinks
9 bust a rhyme: say somthing then every one has to make a ryming statment 1st one that cant drinks
10 make a rule
j never have i ever: you say never have i ever done____ and all who have done that have to drink
Q is questions : you each ask another a question and that person asks another a question but your not allowed to answer them. it gets quite confusing when your drunk.
K is katigorys you pick a catigory ex. truck brands beer brands types of liqour. then take turns saying somthing in said cat. first one to miss drinks EX. BEER: bud lite, corona, crap-drink
A for Avalanche: everybody Chug Chug Chug Chug Chug


1 more thing why is it that when your drunk you find it necessary to inform others of your level of intoxication?

edit: looked at chems game and mine is very similar they must be difrent versions of the same game

[The Space Pope]

1 more thing why is it that when your drunk you find it necessary to inform others of your level of intoxication?

Because people get a false sense of importance when they drink.

[Darkswordofchaos]

for me i think its because im trying to make the exusse for being an assclown. cause i think most people know the're being assclowns but they cant help it. although the other party obviously knows the reason for your assclowness so why tell them? because your wasted