Is that supposed to upset me?! BAHAHA!!

[~*~Celes~*~]

So the other day I was confronting my mom because she's already wanting to replace Cat (who ran away from home a week ago to live with the local Crazy Cat Man) and seems to think we NEED a new cat. When I told her I wanted to wait a while first so I can take time to get over Cat running away and collect myself, she told me I need to think of the other 8 people in the house other than myself (I cried aloud with mirth and merriment we only have 7 others besides me, lrn2math), I said "oh so you're just going to press the issue?" and you know what her response was? Stomping away in a huff, but before stomping away, she did this familiar gesture:



Yes. CelesMama decided, in a moment of great emotional turmoil, to use her greatest weapon: she gave me the hand.

:chuckle::laugh::I cried aloud with mirth and merriment:

Even now, three days after the fact, I get a good chuckle out of it. Though I know if I told her she'd just get upset and stomp away... Or, she might even give me The Hand yet again...

Ladies and Gents, it seems I share a few personality traits with my mom *ticks "lame insults" on her list*

TOPIC: What is dumbest/most ineffective/humorous/lamest "insult" you've ever received?

inb4 Celes' poorly done MSPaint impersonation of RyexMILF

[Yar]

My mom called me a son of a bitch once.

[Meow]

my ex-friend called me a 'baka gaijin' once but I punched him through a wall thereby proving my saiyan heritage

[Hambone]

I was once told by this bimbo that I knew, "Kay, I don't need your attitude right now." when all I said was "Will you take this pass to this kid for me?" (I was a school office aide)

[NeoTifa]

Someone called me nerd once.

[Darkswordofchaos]

My mom called me a son of a bitch once.

HA thats hilarious.


also celes' mom is funny i havent seen a mom ever do "talk to the hand" that i remember

[Sephex]

In Jr. High an angry black classmate called me "Metallica Breath".

[Jessweeee♪]

xDDDDDD

My mom is like that sometimes.

[Lawr]

My friend's nine year old sister called me a bucket of bolts.

[Shattered Dreamer]

Some randomer when I was back in school called me four eyes, he was also wearing glasses

[~*~Celes~*~]

I told her tonight what she did and she got a good laugh