If a paper route doesn't count. Then if anyone's seen Employee of the Month. I had Dane Cook's job. We actually built a fort back in the furniture storage room from all the boxes of furniture. Had a parascope set up too, to keep from getting busted. Lay-away was my place to be. Nothing happened there except for close to Christmas. Then it was hell. Customers loved me too. They actually hunted me down 'cause they wanted me specifically. That felt good. Too bad the place went out of business not too long after I hired in