Besides my love of fast driving, I'm a major wimp and I don't do anything like that!

I do really wish I could be a cop though. Cops have it MADE where I live, because they mostly have the traffic beat and not too much dangerous crime. They make a doozy of a salary! Plus, a cop's pension is based entirely on his last year on the force, so like my Uncle did, you just work your ass to the bone for your final year, and you're living the good life at an early retirement. He's only 50, and he's already retired - he moved south and bought a house that's practically a southern manor on a lake in North Carolina outside of Charlotte.

Yes, cops have it made. But I could never be one. I'd be the cop who sobs and hides during a dangerous confrontation. Shame though, a lot of my family is in the force, or was and left at a very powerful position, so I totally have connections.