Citizen Bleys gets drunk and screws a pile of rocks

[Madame Adequate]

The whole of EoFF is just one big incestuous love-in Anyone who didn't stumble across it back in this semi-mythical 'the day' is just excluded and considered to be worthless Some of us would consider being seen as a pile of rocks to be a step up The [strike]staff[/strike] Shin-Ra are just a bunch of neofascists ruining this forum with their oppressive policies justified with tenuous justifications like "we own the place" - if I owned a warehouse I wouldn't be allowed to torture people inside it! Or "We need to think about the children that's why there's a swear filter". Well I don't know about anyone ELSE but I for one am a bit more worried about exposing children to NEOFASCISTS than to NAUGHT WRODS

It's utterly unacceptable. I think the Shin-Ra who are just tools of the oldbies and hate anyone who joined after 2002 should resign and a new one, made up of members who actually care about the site, instead of who care about whose back to next break, should be put into place.




I like foa.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

I'm worthless

[Chemical]

...Or, barring that, at least piss off twenty people.

I can pull that off in an afternoon.

I can do that in 5 minutes.
And I like dark chocolate.

Also. Bleys.

[rubah]

edited the title for accuracy.

Did you know Bleys has his own Last.FM artist page?

[Meow]

[Del Murder]

Does adding more reality-TV based contests count as greatness?

[Raistlin]

No, but it's only not terrible because EoFF is not exactly like reality TV yet. It only gets bad when the members start voting in the competition.

[theundeadhero]

You have it wrong wrong MILF. Your post describes the Golden Age Bleys was trying to bring back.

[Quindiana Jones]

Bleys doesn't need to be drunk to engage in sexual activities with inanimate objects.

I realise that that's not actually what this thread is about, but I saw the title and that's what I thought so I'm damn well putting it down. And stop being such a creepy old man, Raist. You're like those old badgers who talk about how great it was in their day when people died more often and they went to fight in WW2. EoFF of Christmas Past was the same as WW2, except there was less racism and more homosex.

Also: - probably the third greatest little face I've seen on this site. Third to :bob: and :breine:.

[rubah]

:bleys:

[eestlinc]

the irony is that in suggesting that we piss a bunch of people off, we may end up pissed Bleys off with crotch posts. :elk:

[Raistlin]

If he didn't get used to the crotch posts a good half-dozen years ago, it's his own fault. I think I still have the Pinky and the Brain one on my computer somewhere...

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I seem to recall Bleys started the trend himself.

Anyway, I'm not worried about it. <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/kawaii%2Bry%25FBkishi.html">He loves me</a>.

[Citizen Bleys]

Sleeping during the day makes me miss all of the activity

I'm the new Bleys? Oh dear god. What have I done with my life?

Well, at least it means you're on the road to recovery.

(*oldbie hate*)

What makes you think all oldbies were pro-swear filter? I hated it from day one, but nobody would listen to me.

Did you know Bleys has his own Last.FM artist page?

Frak you.

Bleys doesn't need to be drunk to engage in sexual activities with inanimate objects.

I love how even people I've never even met feel qualified to comment on my sexual proclivities. I've been celibate for seven years, people.

the irony is that in suggesting that we piss a bunch of people off, we may end up pissed Bleys off with crotch posts. :elk:

I'm immune now, but jokes about my crotch are so old that they're written in Phoenecian, and they lose a lot in translation. What's the point?

I seem to recall Bleys started the trend himself.

I did. It was funny--thirty years ago when I started it.

Anyway, I'm not worried about it. <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/kawaii%2Bry%25FBkishi.html">He loves me</a>.

What....the....?

I'm frightened, but do not hold me.

[Ouch!]

I don't even know what's going on anymore.