Citizen Bleys gets drunk and screws a pile of rocks

[Raistlin]

Bleys has the wrong avatar. Where's the Energizer Plushiebunny?

[Denmark]

((OK, so I'm only posting now because I wanted to say "manstruating."))

Eh, I just wanted to call you old. It was fun while it lasted.

[Citizen Bleys]

Hey Bleys, do you remember VHS?

Yes, and anyone who doesn't ought to be in diapers.

[eestlinc]

My favorite episode of Cowboy Bebop is the one where they go find the old betamax machine.

[Raistlin]

Does he remember VHS? Hell, he remembers before VHS was even thought of. They only had puppet shows back then.

[XxSephirothxX]

A tribute, then, to a dismal failure. Odd, though, that it should come up at a time when I logged in to send a private message.

I don't think, however, that that particular pile of rocks has a snake in it.

Oh, but it will.

oh I'll put a snake in your pile of rocks

[Quindiana Jones]

Bleys doesn't need to be drunk to engage in sexual activities with inanimate objects.

I love how even people I've never even met feel qualified to comment on my sexual proclivities. I've been celibate for seven years, people.

I saw the line and I used it. I don't need to know you to be allowed to whip out corkers like that.

[Marshall Banana]

My favorite episode of Cowboy Bebop is the one where they go find the old betamax machine.

The end of that episode makes me cry! It's a great episode.

[Misfit]

omgosh Bleys is my love button snuggle bunny~! *blushes* *giggles*

[Blue Harvest]

It's all the same. No one important has registered since '05 when you were last active

I am offended.