A debate of great importance

[Jowy]

man, you're sheltered. eggos and smuckers, gogo.

i think we tried peanut butter on waffles once, i recall not finishing it.

[Agent Proto]

Strawberry jam AND grape jelly. That's how I roll.

[Raistlin]

My girlfriend puts peanut butter on her waffles and it makes me choke on my own vomit.

What. The. smurf.

[SomethingBig]

Strawberry jam is superior. Any time you see a PB & J sammich, it's with strawberry jam. That's how Dad did it. That's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

[Raistlin]

Your Iron Man quote lies. Grape jelly is the patriotic decision. Do you hate America?

[SomethingBig]

The colors of the land of the free are red, white, and blue, not purple, white, and blue. My knowledge of America far exceeds yours!

[Raistlin]

However, blue and red make purple, therefore grape is two of America's colors and strawberry is only one. And just in case you didn't know, two is greater than one.

QED.

[SomethingBig]

A quick Google Image Search of "patriotic jam" produced this picture.



Notice how it's not purple, but red. Google never lies.

[Raistlin]

Let's say I have two apples. You have one apple. Which one of us has more apples and a better chance of surviving an infestation of locusts when all the other crops die? Yeah, I thought so.

Plus, you can't argue when I've already said QED! That means it was proven!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

RASPBERRY JAM FTW!

[SomethingBig]

I would just catch a bunch of those pesky locusts and survive on them. Insects are jam-packed with protein. I have no problem with having a locust barbecue(all are invited), locust a la king, or locust cordon bleu. So you can have your two apples, but I'll have a neverending supply of locusts.

[Madonna]

man, you're sheltered. :aimsad:

My Observation Came Ten Years Too Late by Eric Dabrowski

Raspberry clearly wipes the competition across the floor; none of this horrid grape business or a lame strawberry trying to displace the rightful king!

[SomethingBig]

Raspberries look like big balls of pimples and lose because of this.

[oddler]

PB&J! Grape all the way ^_^

Indeed, indeed. And what Rye said about the texture of strawberry jelly sums up how I feel about that. Hard and icky.

[Timekeeper]

I had never even thought of the possibility of there being such a thing as grape jam...
Strawberry, Raspberry, Blackberry and other things like that, yea, but grape doesn't seem like something you would be able to make into a jam. This 'Grape Jelly' stuff you speak of seems closer to what you call 'Jello' than what we call 'Jam'
And so I have the question: Is 'Grape Jelly' made from real grapes or just grape flavour?