"Hey guys! Remember me?"



"C'mon! Have I ever let ya down?"



"I always get so nervous at these things."



"Ooohhh, lookit me! I'm a baby! I'm gonna cry all the time! Waaaahh waaahhh waaahhhh!"



"Just picture it now, General! Of course with the promotion comes the responsibiblities of runnin' Guantanamo!"