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Who is the stupidest person you know?

I could really go on all day about my students and their parents because I have been amazed by their stupidity on many occasions, but I don't work there anymore and am trying to bury all of those memories deep.

Thinking through all the people I know, I'm going to have to say the stupidest person I know is Ashley (old member, TheAbominatrix, my best friend). Which isn't to say that she's entirely stupid, but she can't do math and I like math therefore I am biased against her. She's also a total socialist.

I could also say my dad, even though he's super smart in some ways, because he's a pretty epic racist. I almost had to walk ten feet away from him when he saw a Muslim family at Six Flags.

Now that I think about it, everyone I know who's stupid is also really smart in other ways. Which is kind of depressing because that probably means that, out of my group of friends, I'm the stupid one.