Rewrite the ending

[Christmas]

Quina marry Garnet instead of Zidane?

[Darth Cid]

Quina marry Garnet Beatrix instead of Zidane Steiner?

I dunno, that would be funny. And would result in some troll theories, they both wear white and I'm wearing white, and paper is white, there is a theme here.

Eiko: But Zidane..I thought you loved Garnet!

Zidane: I thought I did too. But you're just so beautiful Eiko. I want to be with you.

Eiko: But...I'm only six. I think.

Zidane: There is no law against that here I'm pretty sure. I mean this is the medieval ages + a Final Fantasy game. You're practicaly middle-aged by our world's standards.

Even if I wasn't an FFIX fan, that's disgustin'.

[Forsaken Lover]

Not if you're a fan of both Final Fantasy IX and lolicon.

I was joking, anyway. I like Zidane x Garnet.

[Black Magic Shopkeeper]

Return all spam to a zero world, where live and death does not exist, only deletion. XD

Another line I got for when Necron comes in my parody, Zidane hears Necron talking and says, "If it isn't the Big Lipped Alligator Moment."

YES.
Also:
Lulz.

Quina marry Garnet Beatrix instead of Zidane Steiner?

I dunno, that would be funny. And would result in some troll theories, they both wear white and I'm wearing white, and paper is white, there is a theme here.

You just broke my mind.
Kudos to you!

[Darth Cid]

I take it that was a good mind breaker.

[Black Magic Shopkeeper]

Oh, it was.
It SO was.