The Best Ways to Charm a Person

[fire_of_avalon]

Step One: Make sure there is a zipper on your pants.
Step Two: Unzip pants.
Step Three: While performing a meatspin, charge as fast as you can towards a person.
Final Step: A new friendship is established.

NOTE: Does not work for women.

xD What do you do if there is no zipper in your pants?

I am not charming at all. I am awkward and sheepish at all times, even when people are trying to charm me. I am no help to this thread.

[Iceglow]

I am not charming at all. I am awkward and sheepish at all times, even when people are trying to charm me. I am no help to this thread.

But foabi wan, you are my only hope...

[Breine]

I've been told that I'm a charming person, but I'm usually completely oblivious when someone likes me. I'm always like: "She likes me? I didn't notice."

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I just drag them home with me and lock them up until they fall in love with me.

Or usually I am just myself and it works enough, given the right person. I am far from suave but I think being cute, a bit of confidence and an amiable personality can go a long way.

Oddly enough older guys find it amusing when I am all shy and stuff. -__-;

[Iceglow]

Well you know, getting a £7 tip and 2 phone numbers means I do something right lol.

[Shiny]

Dim the lights. Light the fireplace. Open a bottle of red wine. Pour it for the two of you, or three, or four. Hey, I'm not gonna judge. Then start giving them a sensual massage on their back and shoulders.

Start caressing their neck lightly with your nose. Kiss it...you know you want to. Turn on some music. The song is, "Bump n Grind" by R. Kelly. A perfect choice if I do say so myself; which I do. As soon as the said person(s) is relaxed completely start working your way up from their neck to their ear.

Once they've completely succumbed to your seduction whisper, "Hey baby, guess what!" They'll reply, "What" in an exasperated voice. Then you yell, "PENIS" really loudly in their ear. The night is over just before it began, but at least you didn't waste a good bottle of wine.

[Jiro]

I've been told that I'm a charming person, but I'm usually completely oblivious when someone likes me. I'm always like: "She likes me? I didn't notice."

You don't notice because they're always swooning

[Del Murder]

You don't have to charm me to get my pants off.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

You don't have to charm me to get my pants off.

Oh really? Hmm...

[Freya]

Drunk girls told me that boys like boobies.

Sober girls told me that boys like boobies.

I think there is a trend.

[CimminyCricket]

Kidnapping is the key to quality time.

[Zeldy]

My friends say I'm a massive flirt, but I just think I'm friendly!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I went up to a girl and started talking to her about my anime figurine collection and she seemed like she wanted to get to know me better because she said "Who are you?" so yeah, I think I am in there. Here's hoping for second base!

<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/41592-foot-deodorizers.html">Way ahead of you</a>.

[Raistlin]

BUO is truly the master.

[Chemical]

Patrons at work dig my wholesome librarian look, cleavage, and availability.
I think the smell of alcohol and chicken wings helps; it's like a natural male aphrodesiac.