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    You know, the characters that pimp themselves out for the greater good of a given company.

    Who or what is the best mascot ever? Worst mascot? Most bizarre mascot. Discuss.

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    Best: Vault Boy.
    Worst: My ex-school mascot Eagle Jones. Yeesh!
    Bizarre: Joe Camel. I never understood how a camel could smoke. I thought they were chewers what with all the spitting.

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    My sophomore and junior year we had a break dancing Aladdin. We were the Sultans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    My sophomore and junior year we had a break dancing Aladdin. We were the Sultans.
    Winner.

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    more terrifying than you might imagine

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    It's not that it's angry, or charging, or has tusks, or a prickly back, or even a curly tail.

    It's that part of its hoof is <i>transparent</i>.

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    If it was transparent, you'd see red. It's just a more reflective part, maybe.

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    It's only reflective if your room is colored like EoFF, WesLY.

    And if it is, I don't want to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    My sophomore and junior year we had a break dancing Aladdin. We were the Sultans.
    Haha, I'd pay to see that! xD

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    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi View Post
    It's only reflective if your room is colored like EoFF, WesLY.
    I said maybe! And by your own logic, your previous explanation only makes sense if there is a 3-inch portion of its fur that is colored like EoFF.

    Anyway, worst mascot ever: Steely McBeam. The Pittsburgh Steelers go many decades without a mascot, and then they decide on that crap.

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    It's that part of its hoof is <i>transparent</i>.
    It's not that it's transparent, it's just that there's a hole there.
    When we had a wild hog invasion and my dad shot one, he had to shoot twice because the first bullet went straight through the hole and bounced off the side of the barn.

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    Man, pigs, don't ever make Dadmonk shoot twice. It'll only make him angrier.

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    I like McGruff the Crime Dog.

    The Burger King has got to be the worst. Guy is smurfing scary.

    The most bizarre is probably whatever this forum's mascot is.

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    Jack Frost is the best mascot ever-ho!

    Smilin' Bob or whatever his name is from the Enhancement commercials. Or the Cavemen. They get on my nerves.

    Flo for Progressive is the most bizarre. She's awesome.

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