How do you like them apples?

[Raistlin]

But a heated debate about apples? Did you come to blows or something? That's pretty hardcore. Pretty hard...apple core.

I was going to give you props for the "hardcore" comment, but then you had to beat us over the head with it. *sigh*

Anyway, whole apples off the core is the obvious method, though I will not turn my nose up at proferred apple slices.