Unicorns predate NeoPets and they stole my likeness and used it in their game.

Do not try to belittle my accomplishments or my wonderful transformation into a unicorn. This was very hard for me to muster up the courage to do because I knew I would be shunned and belittled. But those who do will rue the day they did so, for their families will find them trampled to death with heart-shaped hooves and a mouth stuffed with peppermint drops.