Unicorn: homosexual horse
Excuses.Originally Posted by The Space Pope
Unicorn: homosexual horse
Excuses.
I am not homosexual I have sex with hetero men all the time. Or women, I forget which sex I am. My genitals are too icky to look at for me to check.
And my bicycle streamer tail is awesome, next I will put a baseball card between my hooves but I don't think it'll do anything.
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That's actually a Neopet. A Uni, specifically.
Unicorns predate NeoPets and they stole my likeness and used it in their game.
Do not try to belittle my accomplishments or my wonderful transformation into a unicorn. This was very hard for me to muster up the courage to do because I knew I would be shunned and belittled. But those who do will rue the day they did so, for their families will find them trampled to death with heart-shaped hooves and a mouth stuffed with peppermint drops.
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You can be a unicorn all you want. I'm all about the sparkly pink unicorns. I'm just sayin' that that is a Neopet.
Yes and I'm saying they stole the image from me even before I did it. They stole my very thoughts.
Tricky bastards.
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I personally think it's better than being a Pokemon, at least.
I have always said that Pokemon is Japan's way of getting back at America for WWII
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we turned to our own with pokegirls.....I have always said that Pokemon is Japan's way of getting back at America for WWII
I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!
~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???
Nah, that's what Anime is for.
*completely ignores the fact that Pokemon has an anime series*
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