We'll all be dead. Guys the world is ending in 2012. The Mayans -- I'll just wait a second for the mention of their name to sink in -- predicted it, you see. There will be a big meteor that crashes into Earth and wipes us all out -- look at the dinosaurs, for pete's sake. In addition to that, a plague bomb will be dropped on Israel by Al-Qaeda, causing it to launch a nuclear attack on North Korea, and in response, China will nuke the US.
Trust me, I'm a random guy you know from the internet.