Hello and Greetings, Dear EoFFers!
:mymelkiss:

A friend of mine told me that you, Dear EoFFers, are often in need of consultations regarding personal or awkward matters! Maybe you're uncomfortable talking to your friends about something! Maybe your friends are unresponsive, or imaginary! Maybe you need to get something off your chest and just want someone to understand! Well, I'm glad to announce that I will be addressing your concerns in an upcoming newsletter, here at EoFF!
:mymeltitter:

However, Dear EoFFers! To be able to help you, you must tell me about your problems! Is there, for example, a girl at school that you're interested in but you don't know how to approach because she's always surrounded by her friends? Have you noticed hair on your body growing out in places you'd never imagined it would? Or perhaps your boyfriend leaves home after dark, wearing spandex and a cape, without telling you where he's off to, and it drives you absolutely bonkers!
:mymelslap:

Anything you want to ask, Dear EoFFers; I'm here to help! Just PM your worries to me as soon as possible, and I'll answer as many as I am able to! You will naturally be anonymous, sillies!


See you soon, Dear EoFFers!