Dear Aeris is here to help!

[Darkswordofchaos]

Or am i just so enlightened that it blows your mind

[LunarWeaver]

I have faith Dr. Gainsborough.

[drotato]

Why yes, I do have a problem.


My mother's a whore.
Fix that... please.

[Unbreakable Will]

^ yes, please fix this

My problem is a lack of job... fix?

[drotato]

Wait a minute....
THIS IS A TRICK.

She cannot fix any of our problems, because she's DEAD.
WTF, BABE, WTF? D:<

[Jessweeee♪]

She has the knowledge of the Ancients now!

[arcanedude34]

Dear Aeris,

Your avatar makes me want to do strange things to my copy of FFVII.

Sincerely,
arcanedude34
Resident Coolguy

fixd

But I don't even OWN FFVII :O

[Darkswordofchaos]

go buy it then

[Rye]

Dear Aeris has answered your questions!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ewsletter.html

Now she'll be sleeping in the Temple of the Ancients until next month, when you'll come out and answer your new questions! Thank you guys!

[Darkswordofchaos]

I'm on to you Rye, don't think I don't know.

[arcanedude34]

go buy it then

But then I'd have to do things to it

[Old Manus]

Why yes, I do have a problem.


My mother's a whore.
Fix that... please.

I'll stop paying her.

[Blue Harvest]

Dear Aerith,

I have a very small penis and all the other boys laugh at me. How can I make it bigger?

Yours sincerly,
Demon Dude

[The Space Pope]

get a piece of string and tie it around a 10lb weight and throw it off a cliff

[Aerith's Knight]

Dear Aerith,

I have a very small penis and all the other boys laugh at me. How can I make it bigger?

Yours sincerly,
Demon Dude

Check your junk mailbox.