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    Default Dear Aeris is here to help!



    Hello and Greetings, Dear EoFFers!
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    A friend of mine told me that you, Dear EoFFers, are often in need of consultations regarding personal or awkward matters! Maybe you're uncomfortable talking to your friends about something! Maybe your friends are unresponsive, or imaginary! Maybe you need to get something off your chest and just want someone to understand! Well, I'm glad to announce that I will be addressing your concerns in an upcoming newsletter, here at EoFF!
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    However, Dear EoFFers! To be able to help you, you must tell me about your problems! Is there, for example, a girl at school that you're interested in but you don't know how to approach because she's always surrounded by her friends? Have you noticed hair on your body growing out in places you'd never imagined it would? Or perhaps your boyfriend leaves home after dark, wearing spandex and a cape, without telling you where he's off to, and it drives you absolutely bonkers!
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    Anything you want to ask, Dear EoFFers; I'm here to help! Just PM your worries to me as soon as possible, and I'll answer as many as I am able to! You will naturally be anonymous, sillies!


    See you soon, Dear EoFFers!

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    Um......


    Welcome?


    Edit: what the....why was stickie- actually no, it's probably for the better that I dont think about it.

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    My money's on Rye


    there was a picture here

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    >>> I have a serious problem here Dear Aeris, I think I fell in love with you..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    My money's on Rye
    I'll take that bet.

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    Recognize this Member.

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    What luck, I do have a spandex-and-cape related problem but I was going to write to a newspaper like those other losers. Thank you Dear Aerith, for letting me keep my anonimity, if not my dignity.
    The messenger is standing at the gate
    Ready to let go
    Ready for the crush
    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    I'm so happy you're here, Dear Aeris. I'll write in my worries right away!


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    Made me think of the SNL skit.

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    Very little could beat the [Ask DocFrance] forum of GHF, but I admire the attempt! You may even succeed!

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    She'll die before she gives away your secrets!
    FOA

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    My first thought was actually Lynx. Regardless, this could be entertaining.

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    YAY!!!



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    I have so many questions for you Dear Aeris. I'm so glad you came here.

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    Aheheheh.

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