Need a Gimmick

**FFIX Choco Boy** · 08-02-2009, 08:13 AM

Ok, so I've noticed that most people around here have a gig, a THING that really gets people to say, WOW! I know EXACTLY who did that. For Monda it's strawberries, for The Space Pope it's the creepy 3rd person I've-had-too-much-cocaine-today thing, and for NeoTifa it's random sexual innuendo. Now, I've been here a while and I seem to be one of the only old schoolers without a gig. I need you guys to help me think of one. So post your ideas here of what you'd like me to try to do from now on. Here's a chance to embarrass a fellow EoFFer(Yet again). I'll just pick my favorite one of them all.

**leader of mortals** · 08-02-2009, 08:16 AM

You're an old schooler?

And do a thing where you act like everyone else, doing a little of everyone else's "gigs", rolled into 1.

**Freya** · 08-02-2009, 08:17 AM

Talk about how you'd rape chocobos all the time. That's something starling.

?

"That's awesome, almost as awesome as raping a chocobo."

**rubah** · 08-02-2009, 08:18 AM

I don't have a gig.

**Freya** · 08-02-2009, 08:19 AM

Allie you have your dragons

**The Space Pope** · 08-02-2009, 08:29 AM

I wasn't aware that I had a gig

I do own a gig bag, however. It' says "Rok Sak" on it which I find hilarious because I have the mind of a three year old crack addicted chimp.

Your gig should be that you're the only one without a gig...creates a paradox of sorts, dun'it?

**leader of mortals** · 08-02-2009, 08:30 AM

Do I have a gig?

**eestlinc** · 08-02-2009, 08:31 AM

only musicians have gigs. well, the employed ones, at least.

**Madonna** · 08-02-2009, 08:32 AM

Add "fight-oh!" to the end of all your posts! I am sure it would be a quick fix to earning a "gig"! Now go off an experiment; I wish you all the best!