Krissy Krissy, Fall In Love!

[Rye]

Are you a good kisser? A bad kisser? Can you eskimo kiss? Who on EoFF would you give a smooch to?

I can't eskimo kiss. Hux and I both have long noses (though his is at least the straight aristocratic kind of nose. I just have an Italian nose with a baby jew bump on it) and my nose is thin and bony so when we tried it, it didn't work and it hurt my nose.

I created my own kind of kiss. It involves scrunching your face up like you need to go to the bathroom really badly and pushing your lips out and just smashing your lips on the person like you're a bird pecking for worms. It's called Rye Peck You! It's the height of sensuality.

[Psychotic]

I practice kissing on the rats that I trap. My lips are covered with scabs. They can be bad friends sometimes.

[Crimson]

[Rye]

Is that how you make Malk, Paul?

[theundeadhero]

Those who need to know already do

[Psychotic]

Malk and the milking of rats are from separate episodes and anyone with as keen an understanding of The Simpsons canon as I would know this.

[rubah]

i've been waiting all my life for a chance to kiss foa; is this it?!

[SomethingBig]

Does this mean it's time for my annual viewing of Ouran?

[Rye]

Does this mean it's time for my annual viewing of Ouran?

I know it's definitely mine.

[Breine]

I actually don't know if I'm a good kisser? I've never been told that I'm bad, though, which is good I guess.

...and what is this eskimo kissing?

[Rye]

I actually don't know if I'm a good kisser? I've never been told that I'm bad, though, which is good I guess.

Same! I've gotten compliments on others things before that I've done, but kissing isn't one of them. xD

Eskimo kissing is when you rub noses with someone. Does it have some sort of cool Scandinavia equivelant like ESKKKIÆSJASJ KISS?

[Shoeberto]

I like to kiss Allie's belly in a very feathery way so she gets tickled. And then I raspberry her.

Suffice to say, she doesn't let me near her belly very often xD

[Bunny]

I'm terrible at everything I do.

[Necronopticous]

When the moon is full and mist creeps through the city streets I take on the form of the Kissie Monster--worshipped by some, feared by many.

[SomethingBig]

I've only ever kissed one person and she said I was a good kisser, but I don't think it really counts because it was my girlfriend of the time.