Shakira, you sassy little minx

[Breine]

Shakira's always been hot, but in this new video of hers she's reached new heights of hotness. Some of the stuff she does in that video. She's a superfreak. Superfreakingsexy!

Take a look.

Discuss!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I'm not sure what to say.<ul type="a"><li>She looks like she's seizuring.<li>Dancing (seizuring) in a <i>cage</i> makes me sigh deeply.<li>Appearing as close to nude as possible just tells me she can't afford to be subtle about anything.<li>She's too old.</ul>

[Dreddz]

That was just slutty to be honest. Am I the only one who finds ladies putting their legs behind their heads very unattractive?

EDIT: Tune was average as well. Guess that explains why they had Shakira doing all that flailing about. To make up for everything else.

[sephireland]

Firstly, I absolutely would hit that but I always laugh at these beautiful/talented women. They're obsessed with dressing in very little and undulating all over the screen which completely undermines their music. Always funny.

[Rye]

Oh man. I would. She can do some amazing things with that body.

Incidentally, I really love this new song.

[krissy]

Firstly, I absolutely would hit that but I always laugh at these beautiful/talented women. They're obsessed with dressing in very little and undulating all over the screen which completely undermines their music. Always funny.

you sign a contract with a company, the company signs a director, you kind of have to do whatever weird thing the director tells you to or deal with crap about your contract

also 101 at the shoulder movements at the end
song aint bad

[NeoCracker]

NOt a fan of those outfits, at all. She looked her best in Objection Tango.

[Ouch!]

That was easily one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen. =/

[CimminyCricket]

I don't remember what video I saw her in last, but she has moments where she does amazing things with her hips. But she ruins it when she has the seizure in her stomach and stuff.

[Jojee]

Yeah, that was slutty and really not my kinda music, but....

<i>Wow</i>. I <i>love</i> how she can move her body. And the flexibility. Gotta admire that. I wanna go dance now.

[Crimson]

[Medi]

Man, this song is a bit disappointing. I was a crazy fan of her Spanish music when I was much younger; it had a lot of heart, and it wasn't pure commercial fizz. It seems all of her recent albums have a few uber-commercial songs like this one and Hips Don't Lie, along side with a few songs that are remotely intelligent. She really is a smart girl, and she once said that she considers her brain to be the sexiest part of her body. I just wish she'd act like it.

Well, if this album turns out to be completely shallow, I can at least look forward to another all-Spanish album from her next year. Those are always better.

Now that I'm done ranting, I oughta give credit where credit's due. She's 32 and still manages to dance like that? Damn.

Edit:

(SPOILER)

Made me lawl.

[o_O]

I don't care what anyone says, Shakira's a fox.

[Burtsplurt]

I quite like Shakira's music (but I definitely wouldn't admit to having a couple of her albums), but the video's not really doing it for me. It's not exactly... subtle. But she is flexible - didn't realise she was in her 30s!

[sephireland]

Firstly, I absolutely would hit that but I always laugh at these beautiful/talented women. They're obsessed with dressing in very little and undulating all over the screen which completely undermines their music. Always funny.

you sign a contract with a company, the company signs a director, you kind of have to do whatever weird thing the director tells you to or deal with crap about your contract

I agree with that for someone who's just been signed up...