James Bond is a virgin

[Peegee]

That's right. And I can prove it too.

- James Bunt is a pretty cool guy. eh seduces wimmins and doesn't afraid of anything
- But we don't see him have the sex. He gets to like 1st base (lawl noob) and then we don't see him do anything until a few mins later.
- Sometimes he doesn't even stay to finish the jerb. In Casino Royale he finds out that Gorbechov is escaping to Miami on the last flight. So like if he stayed all night with that girl he would've missed the flight o noe right
So he ditched her after ordering cham pag gun and caviar 'for one'

What a nice guy.
- The other times you see him after making out (1st base lawl) and that's all he goes

So in conclusion James Bond just makes out with girls like he's in grade school.

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