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Thread: Reasons why Twilight is Ridiculous (hey, this entire thread is a spoiler)

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    Those are probably the more tame names that I like too. For that, I will name you the godmother of any child I have so that you'll be known as Amanda, Godmother of (ELANA PANDORA ODESSA RENESSMEE VERONICA FARTYSPANTS)


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    14Vampires can have Babies.

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    (SPOILER)15. It wasn't published on some blog and promptly forgotten.
    Last edited by Mogi; 08-03-2009 at 05:00 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    If you pronounce it like Reneh-zmay, like I do, it's actually really pretty. I never was terrible bothered by the name. But that's coming from the girl whose idea of amazing daughter names are Ophelia, Pandora and Scarlett Odessa.
    God what I wouldn't do to get all up inside Pandora's box.

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    The most ridiculous thing about Twilight is the fact that so many people bought into it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
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    13. WTF kind of name is Renesmee?!
    A really good one, and one of the very few redeeming features of that woman's entire corpus of work.
    I seriously didn't think anyone over the age of fourteen would think just combining the names Renee and Esme to Renesmee was cute or clever. You and Jess are not allowed to breed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    If you pronounce it like Reneh-zmay, like I do, it's actually really pretty. I never was terrible bothered by the name. But that's coming from the girl whose idea of amazing daughter names are Ophelia, Pandora and Scarlett Odessa.
    God what I wouldn't do to get all up inside Pandora's box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
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    13. WTF kind of name is Renesmee?!
    A really good one, and one of the very few redeeming features of that woman's entire corpus of work.
    I seriously didn't think anyone over the age of fourteen would think just combining the names Renee and Esme to Renesmee was cute or clever. You and Jess are not allowed to breed.
    I thought you were cool, but even you are boring and like boring names that everyone has.

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    Your fault, not mine.

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    As long as you don't pronounce it ren-smie, I'm down with it.

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    Me not liking Renesmee doesn't mean I don't like interesting names. It's that the whole thought process of "well I want to name my carnivorous infant after my mortal mother and my vampire mother. i no, i'll just smush the names together! there we go, that's not retarded at all" is smurfing retarded.

    If I wanted to name a kid after my dad and BJ's dad I wouldn't name him Ranvin or Kevdy. Anyone can just combine two words; it's not interesting or clever. In fact, it's pretty damn unclever.

    You wait until my first kid pops out; then you'll see some great naming skills.

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    Randy-Kevin would be superior anyway, Shlup.

    Boy, that Kevin sure is Randy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    God what I wouldn't do to get all up inside Pandora's box.
    Hahahaha, good job ruining that name forever, Bunny.

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    Just doing my job!

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