Reasons why Twilight is Ridiculous (hey, this entire thread is a spoiler)

[CimminyCricket]

I'm afraid for that poor young woman's life.

[Laddy]

For once, the mentally-unstable, idiotic, and ignorant lard isn't American.

At least God made for some reason.

[rubah]

I have a question. If Edward was unable to read Bella's mind because her shieldy thing was covering her, then how come he was able to go through it and read the baby's mind while it was in her womb?

Renesmee's SUPER OMG VAMPIRE ABILITY is the opposite of her parents

So she can project her thoughts into other people's minds;
and so she is an anti-shield.

Because that's totally how biology works~

[Quindiana Jones]

Renesmee's power works through touch, rubah.

[rubah]

*shrug*

just saying what smeyers said. I never said it made sense

[Quindiana Jones]

Haha has she even read any of her books? xD

[Crimson]

Haha has she even read any of her books? xD

Does a cat eat it's own feces?

[Unbreakable Will]

I wish she would die already, Meyers=brain damage to the masses

[Jessweeee♪]

Well you don't have to read it...

[Quindiana Jones]

Haha has she even read any of her books? xD

Does a cat eat it's own feces?

Yes.

[Bastian]

I spent weeks trying to convince my pregnant friend to force her husband to accept the name Auryn.

Ooooh! That would make an awesome name for a girl. Were you successful?

I've never read Twilight, nor seen the movie. I refuse. I'm a bigot against religions I think are stupid. The Church of Latter-Day Saints is the third stupidest religion I know of.

No Mormon Vampires for me, thanks.

Also, an important thing to remember is that ten percent of all the profits the author makes from the book sales and her stake in the movie profits go to her church, which in turn promotes ultra conservative and anti-gay legislature.

[Bunny]

Curious. What are the first two?

[Crimson]

Curious. What are the first two?

Crap.







epic truth kthxbai

[Mogi]

That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen ever. Thank you so much.

Also, that's a pretty seamless photoshop job.
o.o

[Seraphic]

11. The use of a thesaurus all the time!

YES.
I thought this after reading Twilight and being a little less than happy about the word choice, and then picking up New Moon and seeing all of these words that I feel she didn't know how to fully use or know what they meant.