Reasons why Twilight is Ridiculous (hey, this entire thread is a spoiler)

**Freya** · 09-03-2009, 07:41 AM

Eargon sucks. Eldest is a little bit better. Brisigr is much better. Grows with the writer I guess?

But with Smeyers, it doesn't. It stays the same horribleness.

**Værn** · 09-03-2009, 08:41 AM

I have a strong urge to write a vampire story.
I'll have a girl fall in love with the vampire in the first book; then the second book will end with the vampire sucking her dry, killing her family and all of her friends, turning them all into vampire spawns, sending them all on a suicide mission to attack the headquarters of an organization of vampire hunters, and killing any hunters who happen to survive himself, leaving him without enemies and making him one of the single most powerful beings in the world.

It will have a happy ending for everyone that matters

**VexNet** · 09-03-2009, 12:59 PM

now now guys, Twilight isn't that much of a bad movie.. It's actually quite a funny film!

That is.. if you're watching the Rifftrax version of Twilight. Otherwise, just keep it far, far away from me.

**tori_birdie** · 09-19-2009, 02:22 AM

Twilight. I thought it was ok at the beginning, then it just went downhill. Don't even get me STARTED on the other books, especially the last one. The last one mad me so mad, and it had so many grammar errors...

**Kawaii Ryûkishi** · 10-12-2009, 04:00 PM

**NeoCracker** · 10-12-2009, 08:51 PM

i just barely read that at Penny Arcade before coming here. XD

**scrumpleberry** · 10-12-2009, 10:04 PM

I love bella in that she's so freaking accurate xDD

**Markus. D** · 10-12-2009, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

[Penny Arcade comic]

xDDDD

**Unbreakable Will** · 10-13-2009, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by UnbreakableWill

^ I only saw the movie (no amount of money will get me to read that drivel) and it was retarded. The only 'good' part was the part where I was cheering that blonde guy to kill Bella

I'm afraid I have to renounce this statement...Nikki con'd me into reading not just twilight but the whole series...my dignity is gone...

**drotato** · 10-13-2009, 04:57 AM

I DIDN'T CON YOU INTO IT. WE MADE A DEAL DAMMIT, AND YOU LIKED IT. D<

YOU LOOOOOVED IT. >D

**Unbreakable Will** · 10-13-2009, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Nikki

I DIDN'T CON YOU INTO IT. WE MADE A DEAL DAMMIT, AND YOU LIKED IT. D<

YOU LOOOOOVED IT. >D

The deal was if I read The Twilight series she'd read the Inheritance Cycle (Eragon-Brisingr) They weren't as bad as I thought they'd be.

**Marshall Banana** · 10-13-2009, 03:49 PM

I can't wait to see New Moon! I hope that it's at least half as funny as Twilight.

**Bunny** · 10-13-2009, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Marshall Banana

I can't wait to see New Moon! I hope that it's at least half as funny as Twilight.

I am currently estimating the level of funny as at least three times the level of Twilight. This takes into account the hilarity of the plot as well as the bad acting and seriously tacky transformation of boy-to-wolf.

**Marshall Banana** · 10-13-2009, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Bunny

Originally Posted by Marshall Banana

I can't wait to see New Moon! I hope that it's at least half as funny as Twilight.

I am currently estimating the level of funny as at least three times the level of Twilight. This takes into account the hilarity of the plot as well as the bad acting and seriously tacky transformation of boy-to-wolf.

I love when, in one of the trailers, Jasper is suddenly running in slow motion toward the camera with the same wide-eyed look he always has. :kaolaugh:

**Agrias** · 10-14-2009, 02:25 AM

I have to deal with eric working on the set of twilight (he's worked at least 2 days on each movie) and seriously, they suck assballs.

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