Reasons why Twilight is Ridiculous (hey, this entire thread is a spoiler)

[Jessweeee♪]

It's in the books, too, but you don't get the silly sound effect. I guess they don't go outside because it looks like they're just really really sweaty and they feel embarrassed o:

[Crimson]

Since she's become such a commotion in the topic, I feel the need to post this.

YouTube - sorry


JUSTIC HAS PREVAILED.

[theundeadhero]

You all look ridiculous talking about how ridiculous twilight is.

[Moon Rabbits]

No seriously:

I also don't understand what's so awful about being a vampire in this series?? If all that happens when you enter sunlight is that you sparkle then sign me the smurf up. I want to be that fabulous!

Where is the downside to being a vampire in this book? I mean, immortality and super powers and sparkling all seem pretty good deals to me.

[krissy]

Where is the downside to being a vampire in this book?

cursed with bad dialogue
cursed to be into boring girls

[rubah]

You're under the watch of a OMG SUPER SEKRIT SOCIETY that will kill you if you give them away, so they stay inside.

[Breine]

Where is the downside to being a vampire in this book?

cursed with bad dialogue
cursed to be into boring girls

Cursed to have giant jaws. Seriously, look at those jaws on that Edward dude.

[aquatius]

Wait, there are no downsides to being a vampire in Twilight? D: Then how can there be any tension in the plot? I thought Bella was like "Oh noes I love this guy but he's a blood-sucking vampire and " but now it just sounds like "I'm an emo ho and my boyfriend's kickass and sparkly".

[Jessweeee♪]

Here's a summary of the whole series gyrus:


Book 1: YAY PERFECT VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND BUT OH NO THERE'S ANOTHER VAMPIRE THAT WANTS TO EAT ME D:
Book 2: OH NO PERFECT VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME BECAUSE HE LOVES ME I THINK I WILL LEAD MY FRIEND ON AND OH NO HE'S A WEREWOLF AND VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES DON'T GET ALONG D:
Book 3: OH NO I LOVE MY PERFECT VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND MORE THAN I LOVE MY WEREWOLF FRIEND BUT I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THEY DON'T GET ALONG AND oh there's some new vampires trying to beat us up or something BUT WHO CARES THIS IS A TERRIBLE DILEMMA ;_;
Book 4: BABY

[Crimson]

Here's a summary of the whole series gyrus:


Book 1: YAY PERFECT VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND BUT OH NO THERE'S ANOTHER VAMPIRE THAT WANTS TO EAT ME D:
Book 2: OH NO PERFECT VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME BECAUSE HE LOVES ME I THINK I WILL LEAD MY FRIEND ON AND OH NO HE'S A WEREWOLF AND VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES DON'T GET ALONG D:
Book 3: OH NO I LOVE MY PERFECT VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND MORE THAN I LOVE MY WEREWOLF FRIEND BUT I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THEY DON'T GET ALONG AND oh there's some new vampires trying to beat us up or something BUT WHO CARES THIS IS A TERRIBLE DILEMMA ;_;
Book 4: BABY THAT MY WEREWOLF FRIEND LOVES AND FOLLOWS AROUND EVERYWHERE, ROFL CP

Just a minor adjusting, but you basically nailed the plot.

[rubah]

See, the conflict is that to be with Edward, Bella would have to leave her family FOR EVER. Apparently her filial bond is that strong!

[Aerith's Knight]

I know nothing of twilight except that people bicker over it like ps3 and xbox360 fanboys.

I wonder if I should read them.

[auronlu]

Thanks to you people, I have finally seen a tiny snippet of the insanity that is Twilight. I have never read the books, never seen the films or so much as a trailer, so I got to watch the "Edward is covered in sparklies" snippet cold.

Am I allowed to use WTF on this forum?


I think I'll go back to being a fogey now.

[KentaRawr!]

Someone recommended one of those books to me once.

Or maybe they recommended Eragon. I've forgotten. :rolleyes2

[Moon Rabbits]

Someone recommended one of those books to me once.

Or maybe they recommended Eragon. I've forgotten. :rolleyes2

Both horrible choices anyway.