Let's list things that are ridiculous about this series.
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(SPOILER)4) Edward Cullen, the 100+ year old virgin, doesn't want to have sex with Bella. Wtf?
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(SPOILER)5. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE
(SPOILER)6. Bella is so clumsy that she could find a way to get decapitated whilst taking a dump. Even without visiting Raccoon City.
I think this one actually covers 5 through n. Maybe even all the way up to x for that matter.
(SPOILER)7. Every boi/vamp/werewolf in the whole wide universe falls in love with Bella~ I wonder what kind of pheromones she's sweating. And speaking of which, WAS THAT CONVERSATION BETWEEN JACOB AND EDWARD AT THE END OF BOOK 3 NOT THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING YOU HAVE EVER READ? xDDD; *dies a million times over*
Wat
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wtf
rawr
For the love of god this.
Also,
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It tries WAY too hard in the romantic aspect, oh sure, the Vampire's gone, ohwell, tragic end.
OH WAIT LET'S THROW IN A WEREWOLF LOVE INTEREST SUUURE WHY NOT?
You want a good romance vampire film? Go look up Fright Night.
9. It's okay if he [Edward] hurts you [Bella]. He didn't mean it. He loves you.
(SPOILER)Rosalie's character
11. The use of a thesaurus all the time!
bella constantly breathes through her mouth
it's incredibly attractive to vampires i guess
If you pronounce it like Reneh-zmay, like I do, it's actually really pretty. I never was terrible bothered by the name. But that's coming from the girl whose idea of amazing daughter names are Ophelia, Pandora and Scarlett Odessa.