Reasons why Twilight is Ridiculous (hey, this entire thread is a spoiler)

[rubah]

Let's list things that are ridiculous about this series.

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1. Bella has a baby that she doesn't even have to worry about. She doesn't have to have a maternal instinct because there are five other people who are willing to take care of it, so she can just like go away and do whatever.

2. Despite having no kind of relationship with her dad, she doesn't want to go away from him. She didn't even want to be in Forks to begin with. He is angry with her for lying to him and being with Edward, but for some reason, that means they both want her to be within his grasp, uner his control.

3. the perfection.

[Rye]

(SPOILER)4) Edward Cullen, the 100+ year old virgin, doesn't want to have sex with Bella. Wtf?

[Bunny]

(SPOILER)5. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE

[Madame Adequate]

(SPOILER)6. Bella is so clumsy that she could find a way to get decapitated whilst taking a dump. Even without visiting Raccoon City.

(SPOILER)5. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE

I think this one actually covers 5 through n. Maybe even all the way up to x for that matter.

[Jojee]

(SPOILER)7. Every boi/vamp/werewolf in the whole wide universe falls in love with Bella~ I wonder what kind of pheromones she's sweating. And speaking of which, WAS THAT CONVERSATION BETWEEN JACOB AND EDWARD AT THE END OF BOOK 3 NOT THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING YOU HAVE EVER READ? xDDD; *dies a million times over*

[Crimson]

(SPOILER)5. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE

For the love of god this.

Also,

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It tries WAY too hard in the romantic aspect, oh sure, the Vampire's gone, ohwell, tragic end.

OH WAIT LET'S THROW IN A WEREWOLF LOVE INTEREST SUUURE WHY NOT?

You want a good romance vampire film? Go look up Fright Night.

[Jessweeee♪]

9. It's okay if he [Edward] hurts you [Bella]. He didn't mean it. He loves you.

[daggertrepe]

(SPOILER)Rosalie's character

[Crimson]

9. It's okay if he [Edward] hurts you [Bella]. He didn't mean it. He loves you.

That's what they all say in Court.

[Freya]

11. The use of a thesaurus all the time!

[krissy]

bella constantly breathes through her mouth

it's incredibly attractive to vampires i guess

[Shlup]

12. Jacob "imprinting on Renesmee, effectively wrapping up the love triangle in a neat little package.

13. WTF kind of name is Renesmee?!

[Rye]

If you pronounce it like Reneh-zmay, like I do, it's actually really pretty. I never was terrible bothered by the name. But that's coming from the girl whose idea of amazing daughter names are Ophelia, Pandora and Scarlett Odessa.

[Shlup]

No, it's not really pretty. It's ridiculous and immature.

Also, you're insane.

[Madame Adequate]

13. WTF kind of name is Renesmee?!

A really good one, and one of the very few redeeming features of that woman's entire corpus of work.