The reason why you were all left on Earth is because you are all heathens and are not allowed in the Kingdom of heaven.

For a nominal fee, I will allow you plebeians to become a part of my religion, which includes

*monthly newsletter
*a pamphlet that talks about why every other religion is crap
*monthly meetings to discuss why you chose to stop using drugs and alcohol to get closer to God, and how God thinks you're a total square for doing so.

So send questions, comments, death threats, travel brochures and illegal pornography (to be destroyed, of course..) to:

Space Pope, The
Intergalactic Church of Isms and Schisms
143 Maple Street, Zalganak
Planet Galganon
(I have changed addresses, I no longer live in the Horsehead Nebula)

me and Space Pope would plot to overthrow the place but just as we relish in our new found power i'd shoot him from behind and claim my sole throne
When I am king you will be first against the wall