Dear Aeris,

Please help me! I think I am in love with another member of this forum. Every day I repeatedly search to see if they have made new posts, and I often print out my favourites and keep them in a scrap book. I also printed out a photo of them and I keep it under my pillow, kissing it every night before I go to bed.

The problem is, I don't think they would ever look twice at me if I made a move on them! I'm just a lowly regular joe who nobody cares about. But sometimes I just feel like I am going to explode, and buy a plane ticket to where they live and then stuff them into a crate and make them all mine!

Oh god what do I do?

Yours faithfully,
Lovestruck 'n' Lonely of General Chat.
I hope that one is true.