Dawn hits Red Square. Millions of workers file out to go about their business. They do not notice one man is missing among them. They do not weep. Outside of a pub, a place that could be any pub in any city, lies <b>Mystery Contestant</b>, dead of liver failure.

Mystery Contestant was a Communist played by Citizen Bleys.

For his prize I will not post that picture of his pants because I know how much he hates it. Thanks for participating, Bleysie!

Still in the running
Heath
I'm My Own MILF
Ouch!
Raistlin
Rye
Shiny
Wolf Kanno