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[G13]

I'm Amish, but I'm on rumspringa, so don't ask the obvious question.

[Psychotic]

I'm an okay driver. I think you need to have several years of driving experience before you can consider yourself a truly good driver.

As for the situation, I'd try for an emergency stop. If I don't stop in time, too bad. No way in hell am I swerving.

[Lazy Bovine]

I am a good driver. So good that it annoys other drivers.

They call me names like "Sunday Driver" and shout mean things like, "Get off the 'n road!"

[fire_of_avalon]

Well all drivers are good or bad comparatively. Am I a good driver compared to my sister? She's had 3 speeding tickets and she's totaled a car. The latter accident ended in serious injury for one of her friends.

I submarined someone once going about 15 mph. Other than that, nada. I have better reaction time than she does, I don't speed excessively, I never drink and drive and I don't text and drive.

But am I a good driver compared to, say, Mario Andretti? Noooooo.

[Raistlin]

How about compared to Dale Earnhardt?

[Rye]

I've not had any accidents, knock on wood and thank god. I'm a speedy driver, but a cautious one.

[SomethingBig]

I'd say I'm a pretty good driver. I'm usually extremely careful on the road. I've been pulled over once by a power-tripping university cop and another time because my GPS told me to make a left turn in a no-left intersection. I had been driving for 4 years and these just happened recently.

[fire_of_avalon]

How about compared to Dale Earnhardt?

Considering the fact that Sterling Marlin nudged him into the wall, setting off the accident that caused his untimely and truthfully tragic death, I'd say that he was probably a much better driver than me. The fact that he was a champion driver several times over clinches it, I think.

Weenie.

[Dynast-Kid]

I'm currently learning how to drive, and i'm not exactly that great yet...but I have made improvements! I used to get the gas and brakes missed up!

[Levian]

In theory I'd run over the little bastard causing no danger to the traffic, but in the heat of the moment I would probably swerve off the road and hitting an old woman raking her lawn, splitting her body in two and pinning her bottomless torso to a fairly large rock formation. Then I'd probably take over her life, starting where she left off with raking her lawn. Hopefully nobody will ever notice we swapped lives.

Anyway, horrible driver.

[Rase]

I am a good driver and male. Too bad no one else in the state of Missouri is a decent driver.

Also, if the animal was small enough I'd hit it. If it's like a lab or something I'd probably reflexively swerve and hit it as it tried to dodge the same way.