Hello again, humans, I am The Space Pope and as an entity of pure energy currently taking the form of a dazzling pink sparkly unicorn, I am interested in seeing what makes you humans tick. So! I will be interviewing some of you, and first up is Lazy Bovine.

First of all, greetings, bovine and welcome to EoFF, located in a corner of the internet that is largely populated by fat neckbeards and wapanese 12 year olds, and middle aged asian men who divorced their wives to marry an anime character, but that is not the case in EoFF! ...I think.

Okay, question time.

1) Tell me in five words or less your life story.

2) What brought you to this little dimly lit corner of the internet?

3) Why save the goblins? They are ugly and stinky, like homeless people.

4) What is your favorite meal?

5) Would you agree that Dynasty had terrifically written female roles?

6) What consoles do you own?

7) Do you fnd my glorious visage to be pleasing?

8) If you could sink any continent, which one and why?

9) What other hobbies do you have besides being a lazy meal for humans?

10) Would you agree that humans are nothing more than underfed hairless chimps and should be locked in zoos for our amusement as we throw pieces of popcorn and pocket change into their cages to watch them scramble over while beating each other with the limbs of their fallen brethren?