What is up, Space Pope. Glad to be on your show, I really am. Just thought I'd stop in, since I was already visiting wonderful New York --

*crowd boos*

I mean... EoFF City!

*crowd cheers*

On to your questions:

1. The Miseducation Of Lazy Bovine.

2. I was on a site called Big Boards.com, looking for a forum to post in. I like posting. It's an addiction of mine. It's like smoking crack!

*crowd laughs*

..Anyway, I had a stream of bad luck on my last five boards I visited. Either the crowd was immature, the mods were too strict, or the mods were too corrupt. Then, I remember the last cool board I visited many moons ago was a Final Fantasy themed board, so I typed in "Final Fantasy" in the Big Boards search engine and pressed Enter. Lo and behold, this site came up as third! I assume it's ranked by how big the board is, how many users, activity, and so forth. I clicked on the link and the rest is history.

3. The goblins... they are misunderstood lot. People think they attack others simply because they are evil! That's not true at all.

*cue in fake Obama accent*

Let me be clear...

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...The goblins are really nice, friendly nomadic folk. They just wish to be left alone. I mean, how would you feel if you were constantly gangbanged by five or six people every single day, getting slaughtered for just animal glue? I would be defensive, too! And plus, they make gobbiebags for you! They help you! Why would kill something that helps you? It's ludicrous! It's barbarous! It's mean! And they're so cute!

4. I enjoy ราดหน้า. For those of you who don't know what ราดหน้า is, it is a Thai noodle dish. It's like Ho Fun, but smothered with gravy on top.

5. Why, yes. Yes I did. I was prolly around 5 at the time, but I had a crush on Kyrstle Jennings. Excuse me, Linda Evans.

6. I just have an Xbox 360. I'm not much of a gamer. Plus, I'm po'.

7. I find your visage to be gloriously hilarious! That is a compliment. Sir.

8. I would like to sink North America. Well, maybe just a chunk of it.

9. I enjoy listening to gangsta rap, drinking 40 oz. of malt liquor, and reading about Leo Tolstoy.

10. Humans... need a lot of work. Locking them up in cage is a tad bit extreme, me thinks.

Thanks for letting me visit your show. I love you, EoFF City!

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