Let's interview: Jiro

[qwertysaur]

Site Staff are only useless when everyone else is useless. The more useful you are, the more we do.

Also the event committee has no power over the pope, we tried but failed magnificently.

[Blue Harvest]

Only the Space God has power over the Space Pope.

[qwertysaur]

Only the Space God has power over the Space Pope.

That and the guy with the button who hides in the bushes.

[rubah]

jiro, how long are your legs? YOu seem to be pretty athletic.

[Unbreakable Will]

Space Pope, I like what you're doing keep it up. I like to learn more about my fellow EoFFers.

BTW: If your going to shoot Guardian with those phasers of yours at least set it to stun? If you kill him who will I tell my horrible puns to?

[G13]

I like these, Space Pope. Keep 'em coming.

Indeed.

No worries William, If Space Pope strikes me down I will become more powerful than he can imagine. I can always come back as a Force ghost.

[blackmage_nuke]

You call yourself a Unicorn? You couldnt even make it to candy mountain

[Jiro]

I assume there will be a part 2 at some stage?

[Unbreakable Will]

Ah, but it would be insulting to you friend Guardian if I then used my "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" puns. Sigh, no matter, they will be told one way or another.

Ah, perhaps the next session should be called "Space Pope's Confessionals: (insert user name here)"

[The Space Pope]

This is General Chat and all, but that doesn't make insulting okay. Stop that.

I like these, Space Pope. Keep 'em coming.

Thank you, young human

Also I'm pretty sure Blue Harvest was playing. If not I will destroy the continent he lives on with a single thought. For the lulz.

How does one become a guest on said show?

You have to make a "rude" comment about how he isn't interviewing enough people, then he chooses you out of lack of imagination.

Put your phazer away Pope, it was just a joke.

He said Bovine had his time in the sun and suggested that I move on. Since he seemed so eager I chose Jiro, you foolish warm blooded bipedal lummox that's still at the point in his evolution where he has to nourish himself with what you call "food" and "sleep" Bah, I laugh at you and your primitive ways of survival.

Also I possess hooves and a spiral horn, phazers are so 2036.

Sorry for the long commercial break btw Jiro, was doing Space Pope related stuff. The church was in dire straits and yet again I needed the help of some of my old friends from Sicily-M36479.

The Drake equation is a theory that is supposed to determine how many life sustaining planets there are in the universe, and is flawed in the way that all the variables are arbitrary.

OKAY

Now to part deux

1) Have you, in all honesty, wished that you were the opposite sex for any reason?

2) If so, did you wish to have full, supple, yet firm buttocks for the pinching?

3) What is your stance on people who...really like animals?

4) What to you hope to achieve when your family makes you leave the brood and sends you out into the great wilderness?

5) If you had to choose between eternal virginity or being homeless for the rest of your life which would you choose and why?

Will there be a part 3? Depends on if I decide to get drunk or not today.

[Jiro]

1) Yes. I wanted to know what it was like to be smart. *boom tish* Actually I don't remember why, perhaps because it was unacceptable to enjoy video games and books as a male in my young days.

2) Someone can volunteer to pinch my buttocks right now because I reckon they already fit these characteristics

3) So long as they are fair and give the animal at least half the attention then I don't really care!

4) I want to gain at least 5 levels before I leave the wilderness and enter the town to get a job. That way, when bandits attack and my loved ones are attacked, I won't be a weak and hapless villager.

5) Unless you're better at finding things than the Lost and Found section in my newspaper, I guess I'm stuck with being homeless. But that's not all bad, some chicks dig the scruffy look.

No need for a part 3 - I feel it's time someone else got their turn. Good day, Space Pope. *tips hat and leaves*

[The Space Pope]

And that concludes our interview, nicely done, young human. *cues applause sign to light up*

BUT...AN IDEA APPEARS!

You as my current interviewee will pick the next person to be interviewed. Why? Because I'm feeling lazy today.

[Jiro]

I want to know more about this Shattered Dreamer character. I leave it in your capable hands.

[The Space Pope]

Thy bidding shall be done no sooner than in an arbitrary measure of time that I see fit.
(later today)