Let's interview: Jiro

[The Space Pope]

Hello humans, and welcome back to Let's Interview. I am your host, The Space Pope. Well, I wanted to make this a weekly thing, but Jiro has insisted that I do another interview.

So....Jiro, come up to the stage, won't you?


Seeing as I do not know you very well, I may ask you some questions that others may already know by now. But I need to collect information on all of you for reasons I have yet to determine.

So!

Part 1

1) Jiro, tell me about how life is for you in high school. I never attended high school so I am interested in knowing. *rests chin on fist*

2) What was your first job? What is your current one?

3) Cut or uncut?

4) Post your honest opinions about 3 members here.

5) What is your favorite show and tell me why I shouldn't mock you for liking it.

6) What made you join EoFF?

7) In your opinion, who is the most useless staff here?

8) Where do you go for *cough* material? Y'know.

9) What is your favorite band/artist?

10) Explain to me the flaws of the Drake Equation

Also, if anyone wants me to interview someone, tell me and give me questions. I'm not a machine, you know. Just a simple ball of energy.

[G13]

*Just sits and watches this round* :letsgo:

[qwertysaur]

The Drake equation is fun

[Jiro]

I didn't expect to be interviewed, but thank you.

1) For the most part, high school is quite enjoyable. You get a combination of some of my favourite things - spending time with friends, learning and the playing sports. It's not all fun and games though, the work load is quite ridiculous at times.

2) My only job is working as a football referee (real football kthx). I've been doing that since I was 13 or 14 and that's my sole source of income. It's actually pretty good pay (works out to be roughly $23/hour)

3) If you are referring to my body then uncut.

4) Well here's some names for you.
Markus. D - I think this young man is quite eccentric, in a very interesting way. While he might seem scary with that blood all over his face, he's a nice guy. Also, bonus points for being Australian.

Rantzien - I imagine Rantzien would have a very sexy sounding voice, but apart from that, he's very inviting. I have found myself accidentally telling my life story to Rantz and he doesn't mind whatsoever. He is supportive and likes riddling, which you all need to do more often.

41-Inches-Wide - Aicha is the first EoFFer I started stalking and she was very happy with that. She always sounds upbeat and positive, even when she doesn't feel it, and it's quite inspiring. She has a habit of making me laugh, which I believe is her plan (I think she has a fetish for seeing teeth! :Eek

5) My favourite show is Good Game. Well, was. I no longer have time to watch television, but I have picked Good Game for the sake of answering your question. There is no reason for you not to mock me, my favourite show is about video games.

6) Simply put, it was a Final Fantasy site. I joined because it was new and strange to an 11 year old me.

7) <s>Site Staff</s> In all seriousness, I don't think any of the staff are useless. Perhaps some are lazy, but I'm not monitoring them so it's not my place to pass judgement.

8) Perhaps you could suggest somewhere? Because although my imagination has satisfied me thus far, I'm open to change.

9) I quite like a small Australian band known as The Getaway Plan. They aren't my outright favourites, but there are too many to list otherwise.

10) The Drake Equation is flawed for these three reasons:
a - I have never heard of it
b - I wouldn't understand it
c - There is no c

[Shattered Dreamer]

How does one become a guest on said show?

[Blue Harvest]

This is pretty much EoY again

[Jiro]

The Events Committee said EoY was coming back, so I assume this is not it. Still, interviews are fun

[G13]

How does one become a guest on said show?

You have to make a "rude" comment about how he isn't interviewing enough people, then he chooses you out of lack of imagination.

Put your phazer away Pope, it was just a joke.

[Jiro]

You have to make a rude comment

Wow, you're right. I was a jerk. Shoot

[Rodarian]

Psssssssssh I'm too cool to be interviewed...



(SPOILER)secretly he does

[Rye]

These interviews are too fun, Space Pope. xD

[G13]

You have to make a rude comment

Wow, you're right. I was a jerk. Shoot

I meant to put rude in quotations. You're actually quite delightful.

Edit: Fixed!

[Crimson]

You have to make a rude comment

No way, i've bashed Pope at least twice, I have yet to see my interview.

=|

[Blue Harvest]

Space Pope sucks.

[Rantz]

This is General Chat and all, but that doesn't make insulting okay. Stop that.

I like these, Space Pope. Keep 'em coming.