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There are three possible answers to the following question:
Are you religious?
1. Yes, I attend church on a regular basis.
2. Yes, but I don't attend church on a regular basis.
3. I am a heretic.
For the sake of this question, "regular basis" will be defined as "at least three Sundays per month".
I assume you mean "don't attend" in the second part.
And I go to a message board called "God Hates Fraggles." I'm a fairly well-established heretic.
How am I a heretic if my beliefs are that which Cristianity grew out of?
I'm a <del>hectic</del> non-practicing Discordian.
(3)
Psh. Religion.
Yeah, I meant don't. Oops.
A fellow pope!Originally Posted by Darth Alliekin
Hail Eris
3. I am a heretic.
Take that, Jesus-loving- whores.
JUST KIDDING, GOSH.
I like to consider myself partially religious. I've been raised Catholic, but I don't actively attend church weekly like I should. So I guess I should pick (2) as my answer. Yes, that seems most appropriate.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
I do not have a religion.
I do not need to attend church because I have a pretty tight relationship with the Space God.
It told me that it thinks any and all forms of organized religion are a sham and a cheap scare tactic to lure sheeple into obeying power hungry humans who use 'God' as both an answer and excuse.
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The Space Pope: wait, I just realized something... are you the Invisible Pink Unicorn?
Yes, yes I am.
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Where's the option for, "No, but I attend Church on a regular basis"?
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