I have never punched anyone in the face

[Del Murder]

I wonder what it feels like. Have you ever punched someone square in the face? Did your hand hurt? Did you break the other guy's nose? Did you knock them unconscious?

I'm looking for someone with a nice soft face to punch. I don't want to hurt my hand very much on my first punch. Also they should probably be shorter than 5'10" and weigh less than 160 pounds so that they can't kick my ass. If you're interested send me a pm and we'll set up a phone interview.

[G13]

I've never hit a guy but I've been hit plenty of times. I think my face is a magnet for trouble. You're welcome to punch me Del as I'm too lazy to do anything about it.

[Roogle]

It is very difficult to knock out a person by punching them once. That type of thing usually only happens on television shows.

[Agent Proto]

I don't think I've punched anyone in the face. However, I've been punched in the face before, and it was not a very pleasant experience. My nose was bloodied and it was one of my friends who punched me. I got upset at him and pushed him away, and he retaliated by punching me in the face. This was like 10 years ago or something.

[Peegee]

It's more effective to hit a person who is down.

Your ad is intriguing.

[Rye]

I've never PUNCHED anyone either. I get very close to slapping people upside the head, but I've always managed to keep that in check. I'm curious about it too.

I moisturize every day. My face is punching soft!

[Parker]

There's a weird emotion that you get when you punch someone in the face. You feel great and superior, and yet terrified and self-loathing at the same time. I've only had to do it once, and I recommend you try it once just to feel the emotion.

[Madame Adequate]

I've punched someone in the face before.

In my defense, he very nearly Windy Tomomi'd me and it hurt. A lot.

My hand hurt a bit because I punched him right in the forehead. He was surprised at how hard my RAGEPUNCH was xD It was all good in the end though.

[KentaRawr!]

You know what you should do, Del Murder? Get a bunch paper and put it on a brick wall no one likes. Then punch the paper for two hours each day. You'll be able to smack harder faces in no time!

[Bunny]

I've kicked people in the face when they were on the ground. Does that count?

[The Space Pope]

Some people deserved to be punched and I've done it many times. I've taken a few punches to the face myself and it doesn't hurt as much as having my pretty tail pulled ;__;

[Crimson]

I've punched plenty, do it enough times and your knuckles develop a tolerance to the impact.


Getting punched, on the otherhand, yeah you never really "get used" to that, it will either hurt...or it will really hurt.


Though getting punched is still nothing compared to having a chair slammed against your rib cage.

[Freya]

I've never punched someone but i've been punched! It's not fun. But i'm a lover not a fighter. That and I don't fight people unless I have a reason xD

[Tavrobel]

I routinely punch people in the face. Sometimes, if they are being stupid, I'll kick them, too.

[Meat Puppet]

I’ve never punched in the face, but one time in a school fight, I grounded a guy using my elbow onto his chin. Being the good sport I am, I proceeded to punch him furiously while he was down, and I ended up doing a good bit of damage to my hands in the process.
I was in a bit of pain so I went to the school nurse, and I remember haha, I lied and said I was flailing my arms and my hands whacked into a wall. I thought it was such a good lie back then, but looking back I knew the nurse could smell my bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:. Then I went home and played some Morrowind, with my hands all in the bandages like.