Jensen Beach man tells Martin County Sheriff's detectives that his cat was downloading child pornography -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com

I prefer dogs, cats are cute and all but every now and then I see the latent evil within them. Waiting until you turn your back and stab! Plus they are constantly running out in front of my car.

Are you a cat or a dog person?

(Prrraaaahh, Prrrraaaaahhhh! This is the sound of an elephant, or atleast how I think you spell elephant sounds. What the hell is the onomatopoeia for an elephant?)